This black hooded sweatshirt carries a raw, deadpan line across the chest in a small, hand-lettered style: “shit’s fucked, Carl.” It reads like a private joke you wear out loud — a half-grim, half-humorous nod to the absurdity of everyday chaos. The mid-weight fabric drapes comfortably, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle durability, and the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and things close at hand. Wear it on a slow coffee morning, a long drive, or a late-night run to the store and let the understated text do the talking. It’s for people who appreciate dark humor, candid honesty, and clothing that feels lived-in from the first wear.
Size Chart
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
20.1
22.05
24
26
28
29.9
31.89
33.86
Length, in
27.2
27.95
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.07
33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.5
34.5
35.5
36.5
37.5
38.5
39.5
40.5
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and printability
- Medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric with a soft, cozy feel
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and less fabric waste
