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If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Biten' List Raccoon - T-shirt | Funny & Sarcastic | Roly Poly Print

If I Ever Get Rabies You’re High On My Biten' List Raccoon - T-shirt | Funny & Sarcastic | Roly Poly Print

Regular price $24.86 USD
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Light, breathable, and built to last — this tee wears like your favorite go-to and carries a sharp, tongue-in-cheek attitude. A finely detailed raccoon illustration centers the front, paired with hand-lettered text that delivers a darkly humorous one-liner. The retail cut and classic crew neckline sit cleanly under a jacket or layered over a long sleeve. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the feel airy for all-day wear, while reinforced shoulders and side seams preserve shape through repeated washes. Wear it to casual hangouts, late-night bonfires, or when you want to make people laugh without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for durable shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Detailed sleeve and neck label prints produced with DTF/DTG printing
- Retail fit (crew neckline) with multiple fabric blend color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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