Knitting Stabbing Something 1000 Times Without Going to Jail - Knitting Sweatshirt | Funny and Sarcastic | Roly Poly Print

Nestle into this cozy sweatshirt and let the little rebellions of a maker’s life feel celebrated. Soft, substantial fabric holds a playful embroidered design: a smiling ball of yarn and needles with the cheeky phrase about ‘stabbing something 1000 times’—a wink that fellow knitters instantly get. The classic crew shape and ribbed collar keep the silhouette familiar and easy to layer, while durable double-needle stitching means this will be the go-to sweatshirt for long crafting sessions, chilly evenings, and yarn-splattered afternoons. It wears like a trusted companion—comfortable, warm, and quietly clever—so you can laugh at your own knitting rituals without saying a word.

Product features
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Made in Nicaragua from a 50/50 cotton–polyester 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) blend
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets multiple safety and environmental standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean